10 reasons to hate liberals
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Thursday October 17, 2002 18:13
by Koba the great - CPSU (not the union!)
As if you didn't need to know (or maybe you do)
10 reasons to hate liberals As if you didn't need to know (or maybe you do)
1) they have D4 accents
2) they bang on about democracy
3) they always have candle lit vigils
4) they think writing letters actually can change things and is an acceptable means of protest
5) they were opposed to Kronstadt and still are
6) they smell worse than anarchists
7) they dress like Kulaks (because they think it's actually fashionable) with brown thomas scarves
8) they own the media
9) they like rugby
10) they think sitting on the fence now will save them after the revolution
Comments (3 of 3)
Jump To Comment: 1 2 3this post is obviously just trying to start a row between
the trotskyists and the anarchists.
I like liberals. They leave my posters up.
Sunday, March 6th, 1921
"SIRS" OR "COMRADES"
The Kronstadt seamen, and the workers with their toil-hardened hands, have torn the helm from the hands of the Communists, and taken their place at the wheel. With assurance and good cheer, they will lead the ship of Soviet power to Petrograd, whence the power of toil-hardened hands must surely capture long-suffering Russia.
But be on guard comrades. Increase your vigilance tenfold, for the path leading you to the clear channel is strewn with submerged rocks. One careless turn of the wheel, and the ship, with its cargo of social construction which you value so greatly, may founder on the cliffs.
Guard the helmsman's bridge vigilantly, comrades, for enemies already skulk near. A single negligence by you, and they will tear the wheel away. The Soviet ship may go to the bottom, to the malicious laughter of tsarist lackeys and servitors of the bourgeoisie.
You, comrades, now celebrate a great and bloodless victory over the Communist dictatorship, and your enemies celebrate with you. But your motives for joy and theirs are completely opposed. You are inspired with a burning desire to build true Soviet power, and by the noble hope of granting the worker freedom of labor, and the peasant the right to control his own land and the produce of his work. They are driven by the hope of raising anew the tsarist whip, and the privilege of generals.
Your interests are not the same, and you and they do not walk the same path. [sic] You needed to overthrow Communist authority for the goal of peaceful construction, and for constructive work. They need this for the enslavement of the workers and peasants. You search for freedom; they wish to once again throw onto you the chains of slavery. Be vigilant. Do not allow wolves in sheep's clothing close to the helmsman's bridge
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