10 reasons to hate liberals

national | miscellaneous | news report Thursday October 17, 2002 18:13 by Koba the great - CPSU (not the union!)

As if you didn't need to know (or maybe you do)

10 reasons to hate liberals As if you didn't need to know (or maybe you do)

1) they have D4 accents
2) they bang on about democracy
3) they always have candle lit vigils
4) they think writing letters actually can change things and is an acceptable means of protest
5) they were opposed to Kronstadt and still are
6) they smell worse than anarchists
7) they dress like Kulaks (because they think it's actually fashionable) with brown thomas scarves
8) they own the media
9) they like rugby
10) they think sitting on the fence now will save them after the revolution