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Miracle cure for insomnia

category national | miscellaneous | news report author Tuesday October 29, 2002 14:55author by Yuri Sleepwalker

A famous Russian Security Chief has announced a miracle cure for insomnia. Throw away bed time reading of anarchist tomes... No more counting sheep... Boring play at the theatre? One whiff will do the trick. 600 satisfied users Unfortunately only 400 unsolicted testamonials.

The Workers Party is pleased to announce it has obtained an exclusive import arrange ment for Boris's Patented Knock Out Gas.

This makes a perfect gift which they are promoting alongside a set of Slobadon Milosevic Brotherly Love Xmas Cards.

They will even accept dodgy £5 notes.

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This is not news
author by Raypublication date Tue Oct 29, 2002 14:57author address author phone

Post a link, give a summary. And don't be nasty to the collected works of Nester Macknow

Top tip
author by Raypublication date Tue Oct 29, 2002 15:08author address author phone

If you're going to pretend to be me, learn how to spell 'Nestor Makhno'.

Even Stickies know
author by Alanpublication date Tue Oct 29, 2002 16:53author address author phone

that Irish £5 notes are no longer legal tender.

a continuing space on IMC ireland regards Russian Gas.
author by €publication date Tue Oct 29, 2002 18:05author address author phone

todays Reuters qoutes American Embassy staff as thinking the gas was a narcotic.
http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=topnews&StoryID=1649567

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