High Court ousts Archaeological Terrorists in Motorway Defence

national | miscellaneous | news report Wednesday February 12, 2003 21:03 by Phuq Hedd

Carrickminders stymied by High Court

In a bold move to defend the nation against the impending terrorist threat from Al Qai'da the High Court has decided that an irreplaceable archaeological site should be destroyed and replaced with a motorway.

The High Court's brave and informed move defends the liberties of Irish Citizens and enables them to travel on a motorway at 5mph anywhere they like. We should note that this would not have been possible without the DTO and Dunlaoighre-Rathdown County Council who have been inspired by the history of UK motorway construction to implement the new "motorway technology" which has been proven to lead to rapid and easy transit times.

All the evidence points to the fact that the building of new motorways is a proven way to reduce traffic congestion and improve air quality.