War criminals and close associate of al-kakecka slides into town

national | miscellaneous | news report Monday April 07, 2003 15:01 by skandalska

Close associate and business partner of al kakeekas, George dumbwar Bush, slides into belfast tonight. George, business partner of unclesama bin liner's oil baron brother, slides into belfast tonight with his sidekick Tiny tony blahh.

Coming to get rabble rousing revolting Irish people, Tony brings his big gun backings to put the fear of God, into revolting paddies. Tony's calling in his cards, and heralds the dawn of a new era in Ireland, 'do as your'e told or else', 'get out of dodge now, or my chum Georgy porgie will come a gunning for yas'. Is the message Tiny tony is sending to revolting northern irish working class republican and loyalist paramilitaries. 'I'll teach you to kick my closest english chumikins, Peter Mandy, John Blockhead bulldog Reid, Johnny adair and coco out of town'.'I'ma here to teach yas some manners and to respect ya English social superiors, ya revolting, unrefined, uncivillised Irish upstarts'.Tiny tony hopes to instill the fear of God into revolting Irish people, and to pave the way for Ulster, to once again welcome english settlers and tourists with open arms. Once again ulster will become the second holiday home to cosmopolitan refined english people like John bulldog reid, Mandy and Coco.