Rummy, larceny and the cash

national | miscellaneous | news report Thursday May 15, 2003 09:48 by kokomero

Or the ballad of Tommy and Rummy

Tommy said, loot where you will

And take all of the archeological treasures

But if one drop of oil you spill

Be sure we will take extreme measures

And when it all went overboard

Rummy said, thou shalt not loot

Otherwise we'll use our muscle

And into every crowd we'll shoot

And the moral of this sorry tale

By logging on e-bay on the internet

Many treasures you'll find there for sale

The price is high for the "democracy" you get