Anti Conservative Psychick Warfare

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Tuesday February 08, 2005 20:44

by JEFF MRK 11 - tHE aNTI cONSERVATIVE pSYCHICK wARFARE MOVEMent

New Psychick movement launched in Galway today

As on from 23;23 hrs tonight, people from all across the country will launch the new Anti Conservative Psychick warfare unit.

The action will tsake place in bedrooms across the country. Anyone can join, but conditions of membership are as follows;

1. Each new member must initiate themselves tonight

2. This must be done on his/her own in his/her bedroom.

3. Exceptions to this rule are as follows; Only couples engaged in sexual congress at this time can be initited. Otherwise, initiation must take place alone.

4. Initiation is as follows. The inititate must imagine Minister McDowell's face going on fire and swelling.

5. The inititate must also at the same time visualise fellow initiates across the country doing likewise.

6. The initiate must do this for exactly nine minutes.

7. Upon completion at 23;32 hrs, the initiate must then roar ' Watch yourself Minister!Psychick Warfare Power!'

8. Couples engeged in coitus must attempt orgasm at this time, but whether orgasm is achieved or not, they too must roar this.

9. This must continue for the next nine days.

I guarantee you all, my friends, that this is a new revolutionary weapon. I guarantee you, my friends, we will see the minister with a big blotchy, rashy face at the end of a week and a half.

Upon completion, the Anti Conservative Psychick Warfare movement will move on to other targets, including, Brendan O' Connor, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush, Justin Barret, and others which you may suggest on this thread.

Happyt Hunting, fellow Psychick warriors. Oh, and remember to plug out all electronic, mobile, digital, etc, equipment, as this interferes with movement of psychick energy.

STRONG!

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This all sounds well and good, but one MAJOR drawback !!

by Barry

Thu Feb 10, 2005 17:42

How in the name of jaysus is one meant to maintain an erection while thinking of McDowell or Myers !! This would be the kiss of death altogether. In fact if I managed copulation while thinking of those people Id be very worried about myself.

This could have unseen repercussions Jeff, people with McDowell/Myers fetishes.

Scarier than Anthrax sandwiches.

Woahargghhhh

by Dildolover

Thu Feb 10, 2005 16:07

I tried it I loved it it made me spasm with nefarious delight yes

How did you get on?

by curious

Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:43

suppose its too much to ask for any empirical facts but did you get a bit dizzy? or a feeling of well being? or even a bit of goosebumps? will you be saving much on the ESB bill if you do this every night?

Numbers are Magick

by JEFF MRK11

Wed Feb 09, 2005 19:38

...especially those numbers listed above. Hence, the use of the 24hr clock. Now, do not question me again.

why are using the 24 hour clock?

by :-) - backwoodsmen

Wed Feb 09, 2005 17:14

wouldn't a more suitable dimensional reference be appropriate? like what do you think Moons and Dawns and Sunrises were invented for? to wake the birds?

KEVIN MYARSE

by JEFFMK11

Wed Feb 09, 2005 16:27

THE NEW TARGET.FOR PSYCHICK ASSAULT

TONIGHT

23:23 HRS - 23:32 HRS

DO IT!

ROAR!

What about Brendan O' Connor?

by Big Gay Sex Cop

Wed Feb 09, 2005 16:06

A humungous man, he is nonetheless a rat. Perhaps remote viewing should be done against him. He deserves it, I tried to kiss him once, and he maced me!

now now!

by voldemort

Wed Feb 09, 2005 14:17

if there wasn't enough panic in the church today with youngsters learning how to raise the dead and kill the living on their gameboys and cardinals doing all sorts of necromancy and now you lot- can't even call ye langers, switching off the lecky and plugging into the leys and going hiawatha hunting on the astral planes.

http://home.eircom.net/content/unison/national/4955456?view=Printer

here's another interesting link of links for this weeks theme of background noise -
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/02/304961.html

Withchcraft?

by Jack Rabbit

Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:51

Before you attempt to use witchcraft against anyone it might to a good idea to know a great deal about it. Otherwise it might come bouncing back up your astral skirt and bight you on the arse!

The Little Bush has CIA types and aspects of the US military using such "remote vieving" tactics for offence and defence , so beware that stones you throw may be bounced back with and added power, unless like Mr Bin Laden you know exactly where on the beast to shoot your arrows (jetliners). And as for Mr Bin Laden, he recites the Qu'ran daily, and as all involved in the occult will testify, the greatest defence against withchcraft and the psychic attacks of your enemies is to be found in archane formulae contained therin.

http://www.al-sunnah.com/call_to_islam/quran/surah114.html

http://www.al-sunnah.com/call_to_islam/quran/surah113.html

Remember

Tue Feb 08, 2005 20:52

Today is Tuesday, named after the Norse god of war, Tiw. Also, in Latin countries, today is Mardi, from Mars. So now, put that beneath your battleaxe, and crush it. Roar!

Good luck tonight, all of you, whoever you all are. You are my comrades.

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