Lost Leaders.....The Mammy Harney

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Saturday July 19, 2003 14:23

by iosaf mac diarmada - 5º

barcelona

a reflection on the girth of the Mammy Harney's ambition.

including a short profile of the Mammy Harney presently leader of the Progressive Democrats and Assistant Premier of the Irish State.

for local and foreign readers.
(difficulty upper intermediate listening comprehension material linked advanced difficulty)
{there will not be a test. We are still on hols.}

Who is the Mammy Harney?

She is mixture of many contemporary Irish stereotypes and is in common parlance a heavy muddah. She is very well conected my friends.
But so too are you... Read on.

biography of the Mammy presented by RTE the Irish State maintained media service that faked a news report on trees on Cork Street a week ago.
This biog was formulated for the Millenium celebrations in Ireland. Most other people just got presented a candle and were told to light it at midnight. That's the sort of sweet place Ireland is, you get a candle from the government to light at the eve of the 21st century so you are not scared by all the terrible uncertainty of issues that are very difficult to understand.

http://www.rte.ie/culture/millennia//people/harneymary.html
good photo of the Mammy Harney under Michael Collins the "big fella".

next to obscured "REgnum-imperium"

her own words.
http://www.maryharney.ie/biography.html
The Mammy does humble. Humility is popular in politicians and the voters often go for the "down to earth style" which the Mammy as one of the first of her convent school to attend TCD developed with the gut instincts common to so many of her kind.

Humility : right down to the spelling mistakes which abound on her home site pages.
example:
In 1997 the Mammy Harney became "the first woman in Ireland to lead a Party into a Coaliton Governemnt."
see. ortografía.
She then invites the cybernaut to link to out of date achievements.

the list:
TAX
http://www.maryharney.ie/Main_Policies_special_achievements.html#tax
Urban regeneration. housing. old people and disabled here.
http://www.maryharney.ie/Main_Policies_special_achievements.html#tax

Now the title of this text is "Lost Leaders".

The popular Rathgar based O'brien press did a special on Collins "the big fella" it highlights some of the strange "wimmin" effects of the mammy harney.
see the icons she appears to touch;

collins lynch lemass and limerick and tcd.
seriously heavy is the mammy harney

link http://www.iol.ie/~obrienc/news.htm

read this page with delights from Bonnotti.
"Mary Banotti also made reference to the increase in refugees and noted that the freedom that Collins spoke about allows the people to generously respond to the needs of those who seek sanctuary here.

"His vision brings us right up to the present when we are being challenged as a nation in our attitudes to the arrival of people of different cultures, colours and creeds to our own," she said.

Collins' clear vision of the improvement in the social and economic development in Ireland were always tempered by his concern that this prosperity would not lead to national greed. "He stated that we must not have any destitution of poverty at one end and at the other an excess of riches in the possession of a few indivduals."

THE LOST LEADER?
New Book (July 1998)

Harney did diplomacy she succsefully saw Australia replace it's ambassador to Ireland and the Vatican in 2002.
Yes Ireland and the Vatican.
Down under both states get the same diplomatic mail box. cue :The extent of the mamy harney's girth
http://www.foreignminister.gov.au/releases/2002/fa127_02.html
observe her role in replacing
the Hon Robert Halverson, OBE who has been Ambassador since January 1999 and is expected to take up his appointment in January 2003.

with Sen. john herron
he does the Vatican for Australia as well.

so is mamy harney catholic?
how about the eggs.
University President: Professor Ferdinand von Prondzynski
of DCU welcomed the Mammy to open Invent the incubation centre of DCU
in 2001.
http://www.dcu.ie/pres_office/annual_report/html/forward.htm

Did the mammy get any closer to eggs?
oh yes.
&&$#€close.
hypocritical scumbags that they are.

out of cookie range now:
Minister to Visit China - [ Traduzca esta página ]
... Mary Harney, deputy prime minister and minister for enterprise ... Harney is invited
by Chinese Vice-Premier Li ... Vietnam on 55th Anniversary; Biography on Chinese ...
fpeng.peopledaily.com.cn/english/ 200009/01/eng20000901_49542.html - 16k - En caché

I shall through the campaign leading up to Dublin 2003 of course cookie those asian investment files for you.
Mammy Harney is in charge of eggs and genes.

this is one of the Mammy Harney's project luanches:

http://www.biores-irl.ie/
BioResearch Ireland (BRI) is Enterprise Ireland’s (EI) Programme in Advanced Technology for biotechnology. BRI, in partnership with the university technology transfer offices, manages the commercialisation of technologies arising from university research by assisting the development and transfer of technology from research facilities to industry. BRI’s specific objective is to create start-up companies based on new technologies.
how many new compànies and do they do eggies and genes?
lots
and
yes.
& some are quite close to readers, contributors and indeed the Mammy Harney as well.

16 dec
http://www.biotechnologyireland.com/pooled/profiles/BF_COMP/view.asp?Q=BF_COMP_7486&page=BF_NEWSART
mammy gives more money to Biotech.

*^%&/()$%##########
wait an effin moment Mr O'as if
ipsiphi what ever you call yourself
what's the problem with Biotech investment?
are you some type of neo-Luddite?
*^%&/()$%##########

Ah.
There in lies a great mystery.
The same Mammy Harney who has listed her achievements as being;
goto link....
http://www.entemp.ie/press02/feb02.htm

(this includes the listening comprehension part of the text)

Mammy Harney has offered the disabled, homeless, elderly, neglected and insecure
who made it from egg to citizen of that nasty little cryptofascist state Ireland
from lost leader Collins to lost leader Haughey less
development help
strategy
wisdom
than BioTech an unproven science.

there will be more....
i'm incubating

save preference

Comments (16 of 16)

Foreign Reader's note.

by ***

Sat Jul 19, 2003 15:14

*** recently I have had less than positive feedback for being perceived to be occasionally less than politically correct from mostly North American readers. But others just saw it like it is. I append this excerpt from Lizz Kurzaza's interesting look at new genetic breakthroughs that it is hoped will lead to comercially viable weight loss genetic therapies in the next ten years.
And so "size-ism" one of the last acceptable prejudices of Western Civilisation that abounds in the slothful, podgey and overfed may finally be dealt with.

read Lizz's "Size is not the same as skill" @ the link.

Regnum Imperium my arse ....

by the school around the corner

Sat Jul 19, 2003 15:28

I think if you inspect it more closely you muppet, you'll find that the partially obscured text is more likely to be "(R)egnum (HIB)ERNIA(E) which amazingly enough is nothing more sinister than Latin for "The Kingdom of Ireland" ......

http://tinyurl.com/hfa7

But never stop a mcdiarmada when he's on a roll ....

oh it is way past time we sorted you out.

by oh you've really got me going now. - there's a whole load of ye in it. fecking muppets.

Sat Jul 19, 2003 18:50

go to the effin page. load it up now on your effin computer and we'll look at the fecking thing together.
open it in a half window. so you can go onrecieving instruction from me. and look at the "ireland's millennia people history and politics" graphic banner representation of Ireland her history and muddahs.

http://www.rte.ie/culture/millennia//people/harneymary.html

from left to right.
Newgrange Brugh na Bhoine
the triple helix.
background graphic the entrance hall of the excavated mound at Newgrange.
bar with options.
"people" boy and girl crossing the road semiotic wanderly wagon.
"history" dolmen or curach being carried shape thing.
"places" the whole island of Ireland without any geographical features or borders LOGO of course leave in Lough Neagh because it is very big.
"search" followed by "go".
just below people and history & politics.

letters visible. EGNUM
.................ERNIA
to the right Haughey's restored taoiseach office a nominal tricolour and the big fellah Mick fecking Collins in his general unifrom with the owrk very clearly visible to the right of ear "BOY".

Now what does that tell you about Ireland?

Progressive Democrats let's fuck them up!

by it really is a fucking puzzle isn't

Sat Jul 19, 2003 21:24

put these terms in the following search engines.
a game.
for the weekend.
cryptic difficulty; lLower intermediate.
"who invented the progressive democrats?"
into
http://google.com
http://ungoogle.com
Http://ask.com
next:
"who invented Mary Harney?"
http://google.com
http://ungoogle.com
http://ask.com
[i particularly like number 3 on google]

***NOW IT OUGHT BE NOTICED THAT THE EXPERIENCED CYBER NAUT {NAU/CIBERR} WILL JUST LOOK AT THE SCREEN YOU GET: don't go further than the search results to enjoy this weekend's bibliomancía cyber style.

"why was Mary Harney so succesful?"
http://google.com
http://ungoogle.com
http://ask.com

I like _____···_:__·-__·-·_ recommend
ask.com answer on this.
look @ that screen carefully.

***************************************

Next....... {please recall we invented the internet}

"does Mary Harney have protracted and hidden interest in BioTech slimming products?"

and there you go ungoogle really can come with the answers when the other meta search engines fail you.
Find
"does Mary Harney have protracted and hidden interest in BioTech slimming products?"

@ €bay over 5,000,000 items on sale.

***readers note

by € - W

Sat Jul 19, 2003 21:29

when cutting and pasting the variables
omit the paranthesis.
thus "why was Mary Harney so succesful?"
must be pasted as this line and this line only:
why was Mary Harney so succesful?

the Question mark is ¿? optional.

Unhealthy

Sun Jul 20, 2003 02:05

I still think that you are suffering from an unhealthy quasi-oedipal obsession with this mammy harney .... shure hasn't she done well for herself .... the first female tawnishte ... a stateswoman of some stature ......

Re. the owrk "Boy"

Sun Jul 20, 2003 15:01

I think if you look a little closer, the "owrk" close to Mick Collins' ear is in fact BOYLE ... yes it looks suspciously like a placename from the detail of a wee map ... probably referring to Boyle Co. Roscommon - Mainistir na Buaille .....

Buaille being of course an ancient Gaelic word with some sort of connotations of pasture for cattle or so I believe .....

Forget the Mammy ....

by look to the future

Sun Jul 20, 2003 15:02

Parlon is de coming wonder of the PDs ....
described as a "rural Bertie" ..... didn't we have one of those before in FF ... I think he was called Albert Reynolds ........

I'll never forget the Mammy.

by brainwashed

Sun Jul 20, 2003 16:22

100 acres farmed succesfully by Tom Parlon TD stand in Offally just out of sight of the Slievebloom hills. The future leader yet without a nickname entertains his dreams and ambitions between the middling fertile soil of the eastern aluvial plain of the Shannon and the Stephens Green Offices of Public Works.
look him up:
http://www.tomparlon.ie/
look up residue in waters of Offally.
and IFA intransigence.
which shall bring us to transgenetics.
Mr Parlon opened the "Westgate" project in Dublin on June 11 2003.
mixed urban regeneration project.
http://www.opw.ie/whatsnew/fr_what03.htm
no residues.

oh my goodness

by . - ..

Sun Jul 20, 2003 17:20

joe?
iosaf?
don't you have any social life whatsoever?! Please do us all a favour and take a break from your computer and take a walk...you need some fresh air. Nerd is an understatement!!!

Time for a break ?

by take a break - take a kit-kat

Mon Jul 21, 2003 01:02

Maybe you need a vacation ipsiphi/oasif/supermuppet ?

The heat must be getting to you down in BCN ?

Re. o my goodness

by iosaf - o'asif

Mon Jul 21, 2003 01:04

Ah f**k off you twat .... leave me alone ....

Re. Nerd

Mon Jul 21, 2003 01:05

I am not a NERD !!!!
I am the great anarcosyndicalist cybermuppet ....
How can you stoop so low and accuse me of being a nerd ????

he is a fucking nerd.

by mr angry

Mon Jul 21, 2003 13:17

and a great cyber anarkisty.
wow.
how cool is that?
hi!
Q. what's your name?
A :cabalistic formulae
Q. what do you do with yourself then?
A I'm a great cyber anarkisty fucking nerd.
Q. that's nice.
A. you're lovely.
Q. I know and so too are you, aren't you?
A. Yes really really.
¿going to fuck up Portmarnock then?

Hi Bertie! "Deputy A. Ahern Taoiseach (lehandakari) of The Republic of Ireland / next door 2 Britain

by ¿¡@!?

Sun Sep 21, 2003 18:50

Mr man came and he said
el rico tiene muchas casas.
tu la doy una casa.
le dije. I have a casa.
Mr man came he said
el rico tiene muchos cotxes.
le dije. forgive my english, no sé conduizir.
Mr man came he siad
el rico tiene muchos pollos.
le dije
I had two fucking chickens.

Now there are geese and there are ducks
there are many types fowl and poultry
some lay golden eggs
and some have value.

Mr man came and he said
Eso que sará!
le dije
Yo tengo que explicarle usted unos pocos cosas.
Time.

What do you do with it?
Well we can work with data more efficiently in the current models if we only slightly rework that most famous of Pythagorean theorems.
We then assign time a value let us say Z no T.
zzzt.
tzzz.

and of course square that. That's how the triangle goes jingle jangle. Now the equation ought read:
x2+y2=
do you remember your hypoteneuse?
always difficult to spell that one.
ok rotations of objects or points in three dimensions and that quantity time can be written:
r2 = x2 + y2 + z2, where x, y and z are distances in the three spatial directions respectively.

test it.
you see that the familiar relations apply. That is, if we rotate an object a degrees about the z axis we can write x = r * sin a and y = r * cos a.

Now The crucial difference is that 'rotations' in spacetime conserve not distances but space-time intervals, which are found from a slightly modified version of Pythagoras' Theorem: R2 = x2 + y2 + z2- t2. As you can see, the time difference between two events subtracts from the space-time interval, rather than adding to it.

how's your locality?
entanglement?
cause and effect?

of course the archivist will have to check the delete pages for the equations relating to one of

by iosaf

Sat Apr 24, 2004 20:56

the popular theories of Time, which I thought to distribute "temporaly" over seven articles in comments a wee bit of trolling during the imprisonment of Deputy Joe Higgins who really quite proved his value on "our square, the auld triangle that goeth ever jingle jangle".

So you probably won't be able to re-assemble it and use it.
Tough titty.

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