WAR IS GROOVY!

national | miscellaneous | news report Tuesday February 04, 2003 14:29 by Jeff Dolan - Memeselfni

At N.U.I Galway,students yearn for destruction.One guy,Peter,believes we are a target!

"We are a target,"he told me yesterday in the bank queue,"because we are a Western Democracy."The sad thing is,Peter is actually a nice fella,and a smart one too,as he is studying science,which requires way more points than an Arts degree,which the bulk of leftist students study.

If I did not know Peter long enough,I'd have probably punched him.But not now?So why does a nice fellow like Peter believe our constitution to be silly?Why does he buy into this argument?

Does he,and other members of the petit bourgouis actually crave annihilation?Or do they have a secret death wish?Belgium,Iceland,Andorra,and a number of smaller countries are what may be described as Western democracies,yet are they ready to declare "We are Targets",with the semnse that verged on pride that was nearly evident with Peter.Being new and modern Ireland seems to be a roll call for duty,namely,war duty.Neutrality seems to be a thing of Dev and the past.It is funny how a great number of politicians decrying our neutrality are the sort of mettle that could not storm a phonebox.Ireland,stand up and be counted.IT IS TIME TO GO ON OUT THERE,PATROL,AND COME BACK TO YER MA WITH SOME DODGY DISEASE NO ONE CAN ACCOUNT FOR,SAVE TO CALL IT FEVER(of some sort).In fact,I like the idea of idiot jocks making Da proud,and coming back,not in a bodybag,but a strait jacket,and manic grin,ready to give Da a hug and then bite his face off,just for the fun of it.

Recently in the media we have seen the new members of NATOs Eastern half ambitously stand by Bush in his latest crusade,leaving Germany and France cold shouldered.Two former Imperialist powers want peace,smaller countries lust for war,and our own government seems to have negated the validity of our constitution.

Peter is actually a bit of a nerd,but a likable one.He takes part in student "assasination" contests,nerdy shit like that.He would be the darling of any mother,tall and handsome as he is.Yet he wants war."We are a target,we are a Western Democracy."

Humans.A disgusting race.The West facilitates a battle with the east,Democracy has already begun to implode.In a thousand years,we will,according to the prophecies of Wovoka,be returned to hunter gatherers,the white race having disappeared in a ball of fire.It will be the least we deserve.Including the descendents of my friend Peter.Our stupidity is a virus.